SEPTEMBER 23, 2004
VOLUME 1 NO. 17
 

Quick, driver, to Madison Avenue
WINCHESTER, UK — The ambulance rushes into the bay, its siren blaring, and you just can't tear your eyes off that flashy OTC hemorrhoid vasoconstrictor ad on the side panel. Come again? Yes, in the latest healthcare 'deficit-busting' scheme, the Hampshire Ambulance Service is trying to get approval from the Department of Health to use their paramedic vans as rolling billboards. The ailing ambulance service is desperate to raise money to lower its whopping ú90,000 ($207,000 Cdn) deficit. Only companies promoting health goods would be allowed to purchase ad space.

Doin' doughnuts: cruller to be kind?
PALM BEACH — Krispy Kreme is teaming up with local Florida schools on a campaign to promote unhealthy eating. Sound like the ravings of a honey glaze-addled brain? The doughnut magnate says they're on the level and will be offering kids a free doughnut for every A they earn (maximum half dozen per grading period). The icing on the fritter is that Krispy Kreme is providing free doughnut posters for classrooms to decorate with 'sprinkles of success' when they reach their academic goals.

Bargain basement bypasses
SINGAPORE — A Singapore hospital is raising its medical tourism profile by slashing prices on 10 standard operations and procedures, from cataract treatment to bypass surgery. The Raffles Hospital, a private facility with 380 beds, is aiming to treat 300,000 foreign 'customers' a year. Facing off with nearest competitor, Thailand, Raffles is sweetening the deal with comprehensive holiday packages for patients and their families, including airport transfers, swanky hotels and even tours of the area. For more on medical tourism see "Waiting list fatigue sends Canadians abroad for surgery".

Blowing the roof off ADHD
URBANA, IL — Parents of children with ADHD are learning what's so great about the great outdoors thanks to a report in the September issue of the American Journal of Public Health. A survey filled out by parents of 452 children (ages 5-18) with ADHD revealed that leisure activities that take place in a natural outdoor setting significantly improve their symptoms independent of other variables.

Bird flu not above frequenting cathouses
ROTTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS — If little Fluffy is feverish and all sniffles this winter there's a small chance it could be more than the common cat cold — it could be bird flu. Dutch researchers have discovered that house cats can catch and spread the virus. Virologists infected kittens with the H5N1 strain of the avian flu and injected virus from fatal human cases into their windpipes. Six cats developed an infection and then transmitted it to other healthy cats living with the sick animals. Results were published in the September 2 issue of Science.

Dying to mate
LONDON — Singletons of the world take heed: new data hints that not having a steady squeeze could be worse for your health than smoking. A British study, in an upcoming issue of the Journal of Health Economics, looked at the lifestyles of 10,000 Britons over a 10-year period. For both sexes, the tumbleweed lifestyle did as much damage as a steady smoking habit, with the never married, divorced or separated 10% more likely to die during the study period than their married counterparts. But the chicken-and-egg question remains — what came first, Bridget Joneses or the fag-for-breakfast diet?

Yogurt bacteria bullies baddies
KAOHSIUNG, TAIWAN — Research hints that the microbial makers of yogurt can go mano-a-mano with ulcer-causing H pylori. A study published in the September issue of the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition shows that people who regularly eat yogurt with Lactobacillus acidophilus or Bifidobacterium lactis have fewer cases of H pylori infections. Seventy subjects were given yogurt with the bacteria twice daily after meals for six weeks and then tested at baseline, at four weeks and at eight weeks to determine bacterial load.

Testosterone smashes apathy?
PITTSBURGH — Frankly my dear, men with low testosterone don't give a damn. So says a study in September's issue of the Journal of Neurology, Neurosurgery and Psychiatry. Of 49 non-demented elderly men with Parkinson's disease, those who were considered more apathetic — by their own as well as a close acquaintance's admission — had significantly lower levels of free testosterone. This finding opens the door to testosterone replacement therapy for lethargic Parkinson's patients.

Hypertension breaks cold, cold hearts
DIJON, FRANCE — Hypertensive folks now have a great excuse not to shovel the snow. A two-year-long study of 700 people with high blood pressure found they were more likely to have a heart attack when the temperature fell below -4°C. The French researchers, who presented their work August 30 at the European Society of Cardiology meeting in Munich, point out that low pressure systems that usher in the cold can also cause blood pressures to soar.

Moonshine meds set Britain aghast
LONDON — For the first time in decades counterfeit drugs have been found in Britain. Stocks of phoney sibutriamine, a weight-loss drug, were seized by the government and in a separate incident a fake batch of ED drug tadalafil pills was sussed. National Health Service authorities analyzed both fakes and found no harmful ingredients, but officials fear disastrous consequences should criminals move into the business of selling sham versions of drugs whose inefficacy could lead to patient deaths.

A dish best served hot
ZURICH — A Swiss study finds that revenge truly is sweet — at least for men. Researchers monitored brain activity in 15 men during an elaborate game of double-cross. They discovered that the act of planning revenge sparked enough satisfaction to motivate the gents to get even. The researchers also found that, contrary to popular lore, revenge isn't actually best served cold. Greater satisfaction comes from heat-of-the-moment settling of scores. The results of the study appear in the August 27 issue of Science.

 
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