JANUARY 15, 2006
VOLUME 3 NO. 1
 

Brit men can now test their boys' ability to swim at home
LONDON —The first home fertility test for men just went on sale in the UK. The test, developed by scientists at Birmingham University, works in less than an hour and is accurate in 95% of cases. The kit tests a small sample of sperm by forcing it through a barrier — mimicking a woman's cervix. It then tests the number of sperm which make it to the other side. Scientists believe that this kind of test could cut the wait for fertility treatments by up to a year. Non-scientists are reportedly excited about the test's potential use in settling bar bets.

Forget weed: art makes pain go up in smoke
CHICAGO — One hour of creating art reduces pain and anxiety for cancer sufferers, according to a study of 50 patients at Northwestern Memorial Hospital. Over a four-month period, researchers noted significant reductions in eight of nine symptoms — pain, fatigue, depression, anxiety, drowsiness, lack of appetite, wellbeing and shortness of breath — as measured by the Edmonton Symptom Assessment Scale. Nausea was the only symptom that didn't bow to the easel. The results were published January 1 in the Journal of Pain and Symptom Management.

British doc caught masquerading as teen girl in chat rooms
LONDON — The 42-year-old senior director of the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence has been accused of moonlighting as a young girl named "Katie" in order to exchange illicit chat room messages about sex and underwear with 26 real teenagers over the internet. The doctor will face 13 charges of misconduct before Britain's General Medical Council, who will determine if his right to practise will be revoked. The doc was caught by accident when an off-duty cop spotted him emailing one of his teen objects of desire on a train.

Free hooch for the homeless program improves general health
ottawa — Seventeen homeless adults with long and sordid histories of alcohol abuse are getting up to 15 free drinks a day — all in the name of science. The Ottawa-based program started in 2002 and after an average of 16 months, ED visits were down 36%. Participants drank less than they used to, and researchers noted improvements in their sleep, hygiene, nutrition and general health levels. Three people have died of alcohol-related illnesses, which researchers said would have killed them anyway. The results were published in the January 3 edition of the CMAJ.

Deadly maternity hospital loses its right to train midwives
LONDON — Physicians' traditional mistrust of midwifery may be justified after all. A hospital in London has been banned from training midwives after it was revealed that 10 women died during childbirth there in the last three years. The hospital delivers about 5,000 babies a year, which puts their mortality rate well above the UK's national average of about one in 8,700. The hospital is being closely monitored and the training program will be completely overhauled, say officials. An investigation last year revealed major problems at the hospital, including hygiene issues, overcrowding and staff shortages.

No cigar: nicotine gum and patches imperil fetuses
COPENHAGEN — A study of 77,000 pregnant women in Denmark has shown that women who used nicotine gum or patches in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy have a 60% greater risk of having babies with birth defects, compared to non-smokers. The authors called for more research into the fetotoxic effects of nicotine substitutes, but wrote that if they want to get pregnant, women should still kick the habit: the harmful effects of nicotine alone are probably less dangerous than the combined effects of the thousands of chemicals found in cigarettes. The results were published in the January issue of Obstetrics and Gynaecology.

Toxicologists decry 'detox' diets as utterly useless
SOUTHAMPTON, UK — For people who've indulged a little too much over the holidays, the detox diet promises to rid the body of all that harmful excess. But are these regimes all they're cracked up to be? Brit toxicologist and dieticians say no. The detox products claim to rid the body of toxins, but according to John Emsley, of the Royal Society of Chemistry, this idea is false. "Our bodies are very good at eliminating all the nasties that we might ingest over the festive season," said Professor Emsley, speaking to the Times of London.

 

 
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