JANUARY 15, 2005
VOLUME 2 NO. 1
 

Cheeky looking eyes
OSAKA — Japanese researchers have found a way to restore sight using cheek cells. Four patients had thin layers of cells removed from their inner cheeks and used to patch up their corneas. The results were eye opening. The damaged corneal surfaces were repaired within a week after the transplant and vision was maintained even after a 14-month followup. The process is detailed in the September 15 issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.

The fat of the air
ATLANTA — All signs point to obesity overtaking smoking as the top target for health establishment haranguing. One bizarre study by the CDC from October's American Journal of Preventive Medicine, tries to blame overweight people for an estimated 3.45 million extra tonnes of carbon dioxide in the air. The authors argue that ever-heftier Americans were weighing down commercial airplanes, forcing the planes to burn up 1.325 billion more litres of fuel than would be necessary had average passengers been as lean as they were a decade earlier.

Microsurgery cures micropenis
LONDON, UK — The condition known as "micropenis" — a phallus less than 7cm in length — occurs in about one of 200 men. But a new penis enlargement surgery offers hope for males with micropenis. A presentation at a December 8 meeting of the European Society for Sexual Medicine in London explained the phallic reconstruction of nine men's penises whose average length went from just over 7cm to about 13cm. The surgery allowed four of the men to have regular sexual intercourse with the aid of an inflatable penile prosthesis.

The pros and cons of getting hitched
BOSTON — The astute reader won't be shocked to find out that men tend to stop trying after marriage. A study of 40,000 health professionals aged 40 to 75 showed that men who remarried gained more weight and exercised less than men who remained separated, divorced or widowed. However, the results published in the January 2005 edition of the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health also found that married men drank less alcohol and sugary drinks and ate more vegetables than single men. So they concluded that marriage was overall beneficial to men's health.

What's cookin' in that melting pot?
CHICAGO — Land of the free and home of the fat? Many immigrants go to the US seeking the American dream. What they often soon find is a corpulent reflection in the mirror. According to a study in the December 15 issue of JAMA, the 19% obesity rate among immigrants who had been in the US over 15 years is nearly the same as that of US-born residents (22%). The results are based on a health survey of 32,374 people, 14% of whom were born outside of the US.

How the hysterical save face
MINNEAPOLIS — Laugh all you want, but it's true that radiofrequency energy can minimize laugh lines. This non-surgical treatment involves applying radiofrequency (RF) energy to the skin causing collagen fibres to tighten and, over time, the treatment stimulates the production of more fibres. An article in the November/December issue of the Archives of Facial Plastic Surgery reported that the treatment had modest benefits in smoothing out the lines that run between the nose and mouth.

The ugly truth about Scots Mars bars
GLASGOW — A pair of Glasgow docs have solved Scotland's biggest mystery since the Loch Ness Monster: the deep-fried Mars bar urban myth. In a letter in the December 18 issue of The Lancet, they relate how, of 300 Scottish fish and chip shops they called on, a heart-stopping 22% offered the fried chocolate bars. One author, Dr Mark Petticrew, tried to put a positive spin on his countrymen's gastronomic peccadilloes, noting "We did also find some evidence of the penetrance of the Mediterranean diet into Scotland, albeit in the form of deep-fried pizza."

Deck the halls with care and safety
ATLANTA — Yes, the holidays can put a strain on most people's mental health, but who'd have thought they could also wreak havoc on our physical well-being? According to yet another absolutely essential study from the CDC, 5,800 Americans end up in hospital during the holidays every year due to — ready? — decorating injuries. Investigators looked at ER visits between November 1 and January 31 from 2000-2003. Fifty-eight percent of the yuletide victims were men. The most common injuries were broken bones due to fumbles and spills, usually involving ladders, roofs, and those pernicious Christmas lights.

Barking up the right tree for arthritis
TURKU, FINLAND — If bone chilling December air makes the old arthritis flare up, the cure may be as close as the Christmas tree. A study in the December 29 issue of the Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry claims that pine bark is chock-full of anti-inflammatory compounds. When applied to mouse cells, pine bark extract helped block the production of a protein that's known to trigger inflammatory responses. As of yet, no human trials have been done.

Side effects may include Armageddon
WASHINGTON — It's not uncommon for a new medical device to generate controversy — but it's not every day that they're called Satan's handiwork. In October when the FDA approved the VeriChip, an implantable microchip designed to store a code that gives caregivers access to medical records, civil libertarians cautioned that the device could infringe privacy. But much more serious accusations were lobbed from popular Christian millenarian websites like Raptureready.com, which speculated the rice-sized chip is in fact 'the mark of the beast,' as described in the Book of Revelation.

Chemicals go down with bitter blockers
CRANBURY, NJ — Linguagen Corp — a company of flavour mavens — has joined forces with scientists from the State University of New Jersey to eradicate bitterness. Together they've developed what they call a 'bitter blocker' using adenosine monophosphate — a nucleotide that can change the way taste buds perceive bitterness. It should make medicines, artificial flavours and additives taste less nasty. The FDA gave the compound its stamp- of approval last September so bitterness may soon meet its bitter end.

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