OCTOBER 15, 2007
VOLUME 4 NO. 17
 

Chrétien comes out swinging after quadruple bypass surgery
MONTREAL — During a round of golf on October 1, former Prime Minister Jean Chrétien told a fellow golfer he wasn't feeling well. Coincidentally, that golfer was a cardiologist, who told him he'd better come in for a visit. They finished their round and by the next morning, Mr Chrétien began to have severe chest pains and headed to the hospital. The following day, Mr Chrétien underwent quadruple bypass surgery at the Montreal Heart Institute. Chief of surgery Dr Michel Pellerin performed the bypass and said in a release he expected the man sometimes called the Shawinigan Scrapper (after he tackled a rowdy protestor in Hull on flag day in 1996) to make a full recovery.

0-10 pain ratings useless
INDIANAPOLIS — The popular 0-10 pain rating scale is too subjective to be useful, found an Indiana University study published in October's Journal of General Internal Medicine. Researchers compared patients' self-reported pain ratings with their answers to questionnaires about how their lives are affected by their pain. The numbers don't jibe. 31% who said pain affects their daily activities, and 21% of patients who scheduled appointments for their pain, gave ratings of zero on the 0-10 scale.

DCA clinical trial approved
EDMONTON — Dichloroacetate, the theoretical cancer killer "wonder drug" that patients have been ordering online for months, has finally gained Health Canada approval for use in a human glioblastoma clinical trial. Despite positive lab results reported in January, the pharmaceutical industry had no interest in studying the unpatentable chemical, according to University of Alberta lead researcher Dr Evangelos Michelakis. Funding for the new trial was raised by the university through private donations and grants.

Space travel makes bacteria deadlier
TEMPE, AZ — One small step for man, one giant leap for bacteria. Salmonella typhimurium bacteria that flew on the space shuttle were found to be three times as deadly as their Earth-bound counterparts reported scientists in the September 27 Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. 167 gene transcripts and 73 proteins were altered by the orbital jaunt, but one gene-regulating protein, Hfq, is suspected as the chief culprit. Researchers hope to get a handle on S typhimurium's space-boosted virulence before astronauts embark on long-distance trips to Mars.

"Andromeda Strain" fears debunked as mass hysteria
CARANCAS, PERU — After reports of a fiery streak in the night sky, the sound of an explosion and the appearance of a huge crater full of boiling liquid in August, residents of a small Peruvian town began to fall ill. Fears of a real-life "Andromeda Strain" rippled around the world for weeks, until Peruvian doctors and scientists suggested this might be a case of mass hysteria, set off by a minor hydrothermal explosion — and not a meteorite — that could have freed a small amount of arsenic gas.

All booze spikes breast cancer
BARCELONA — It's been accepted for some time now that drinking alcohol increases the risk of breast cancer. According to a new study presented at September's European Cancer Conference, it's the amount, not the type, of alcohol that matters. American researchers reported that among women who had three or more drinks per day, wine, beer and liquor all resulted in a 30% increase in breast cancer risk, making ethyl alcohol the likely culprit.

Resurrection by scalpel
CARACAS — A 33-year-old Venezuelan man was brought to the morgue after what was assumed to be a fatal car accident, only to awake in the middle of his own autopsy. "I woke up because the pain was unbearable," explained Carlos Camejo to a local newspaper. Medical examiners realized he was alive when they cut into his face and blood started pouring out.

Say what? Drinking blasts hearing, too: UK study
LONDON — "Cocktail party deafness" isn't caused by the chatter — it's the cocktails, says a study published in late September in BMC Ear, Nose and Throat Disorders. Researchers say they're not sure why, but as test subjects drank more alcohol, their hearing consistently worsened. Lower-frequency hearing was most affected. After sobering up and getting some rest, the patients' hearing was back to normal.

 
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