AUGUST 30, 2007
VOLUME 4 NO. 14
 

Bush’s Lyme disease cured
WASHINGTON, DC — The release of President George W Bush’s latest physical exam several weeks ago revealed that he contracted and was successfully treated for Lyme disease in August 2006. President Bush developed erythema migrans, a bull’s-eye rash characteristic of the bacterial infection. He is now perfectly healthy and “fit for duty,” the presidential medical team concluded.

Dim OR lit by cell phones
VILLA MERCEDES, ARGENTINA — When a power outage at an Argentinean hospital dragged on for over an hour during his brother Leonardo’s appendix operation and the anesthesia began to wear off, Ricardo Molina decided to improvise. He gathered cell phones from patients in the waiting room and used their screens to light the way for surgeons. The hospital admits their backup generator failed to kick in, but disputes Ricardo’s account — they claim the room was without power for 20 minutes at the most.

Vaccine a giant step for MS
MONTREAL — A new MS vaccine is safe and effective at reducing the number of immune system cells attacking the nerve fibre sheath, according to a study by Montreal researchers published in August's Archives of Neurology. This marks the first instance of a DNA vaccine treating an autoimmune disease.

Fifty-year-old pencil removed from woman’s brain
BERLIN — A German woman recently had a pencil surgically removed from her brain after living with it for over 50 years. Margret Wegner fell while carrying the pencil when she was four. “The pencil went right through my skin — and disappeared into my head,” she told the newspaper Bild. It was so deeply embedded that doctors at the time thought it too risky to operate. The pencil caused Ms Wegner severe headaches and nosebleeds for most of her life, but now that surgeons have removed all but a 2cm segment, she is free of pain.

Indian doc goes bananas to recover stolen necklace
CALCUTTA — Calcutta police asked for a physician’s advice to help them recover a necklace a thief stole — and subsequently swallowed. X-rays confirmed the necklace’s location but the doctor’s suggestion to force the thief to eat 50 bananas as a laxative didn’t do the trick. A meal of rice, chicken and bread coaxed the jewelry out. Police asked the thief to wash it.

Surgery fires stoke fears
CHICAGO — The American Society of Anaesthesiologists plans to issue guidelines this fall to douse public concern over “surgery fires,” which are typically sparked by electrical surgical tools and fed by the oxygen that collects under the surgical drapes. There up to 100 surgery fires every year in the US, killing one or two patients annually. One potential solution is to use less than 100% oxygen during surgery, or to implement a suction device to remove excess oxygen from the operating table.

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